My wife burnt her finger on a toaster before. Now they put my toaster at 1.6m tall so my short wife can never burn her fingers again. Now I have to toast every morning.
Mr.Toasty
"Asterisk told me my habit of eating over the sink was 'dope asf.' Now I have a galvanized steel sink with a built-in wireless charger. It’s disgusting but I love it."
— Busy Man By The Sink
"My real estate agent walked in and said the 'integrated bike pit' in the foyer makes the house unsellable. But my bike is more important than a future buyer's opinion."
— imjustagirl
"I told them I hate the 'open concept' look because I want to hide from my in-laws when they visit. They engineered a seamless, hidden pocket door that blends into the wall."
— Mr. Privacy First
"Everyone told us to keep the second bedroom for a 'future kid.' Asterisk looked at our travel data and turned it into a camera vault. Kids can wait."